that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”
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I am Sailor Sloth, champion of naps!
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
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I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.
Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”
I really like that description.
FUN FACT: The average stripper’s annual salary is 120k.
GUESS WHO’S GOING TO TRAIN TO BE A STRIPPER