I can name fingers and point names!

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

(Source: pemsylvania, via itseasytoremember)

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

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bisexualzuko:

dangerscissor:

divineorb:

I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic

whats up

image

alianne cooper is that you

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maggie-stiefvater:

tatterhood:

Save the viking goats!!!

Johanna Thorvaldsdóttir’s Icelandic goat farm (Háafell) is facing foreclosure in September, resulting in the entire goat flock being butchered - unless enough funds are raised to save it!

There are less than 820 Icelandic goats in the entire world - they are an endangered species. Almost half of them will be lost if this farm is not saved. I visited Háafell 2 years ago and every goat I draw is rooted in this place. Any little bit helps :)

If anyone I know eats any of these goats, we’re not friends anymore.

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thehalfbrokenpoet:

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

same

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compromisedanalintegrity:

thespiritfox:

We lost Earl Ragnar, our favorite Beta fish. 

& we were sure to give him a viking’s funeral as such a magnificent fish as he deserves. 

See you in Valhalla my friend. 

Sail, Ragnar. Sail. 

you set your little girl’s dead fish on fire in front of her eyes this is incredible

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itsrainingcatsandblogs:

Reblog if you realize that Jennifer Lawrence is the VICTIM in this situation, and shouldn’t be penalized because somebody violated her trust.

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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sales-aholic:

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